"Maybe I missed the Kenny Smith era in the NBA."
"Hey Charles, blink once, That was the Kenny Smith era in the NBA." —Ernie
"Vince Carter was a great dunker, but we got to disqualify him, cuz he got shot once a game."
[About Darryl Dawkins’ suit] “Mama, I found out what happened to your drapes.”
"They [Rapters] got a bright future…unfortunately we live in the present."
He just did not give a f—- this weekend.